If you enjoy learning about outer space then you're going to absolutely love these outer space jokes!
Outer Space Jokes
Q: What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A: A marsbar!
Q: Why did the sun go to school?
A: To get brighter!
Q: How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
A: When it’s full!
Q: Why did the cow go in the spaceship?
A: It wanted to see the mooooooon!
Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books!
Q: What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?
A: The space bar!
Q: Why did the cow go to outer space?
A: To visit the Milky Way!
Q: Where would an astronaut park his space ship?
A: A parking meteor!
Q: What was the first animal in space?
A: The cow that jumped over the moon!
Q: Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?
A: Because Mercury moved in!
Q: What did the alien say when he was out of room?
A: I’m all spaced out!
Thanks funology.com for all of these jokes. They are totally awesome! For more fun jokes and things to do check out funology.com. There's sure to be something for everyone to enjoy there!
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